
Turn your photo into a fun retro-style mugshot portrait — vintage police-booking studio aesthetic, height chart backdrop, flash lighting. A costume/meme edit, not a real record. Works with Gemini, ChatGPT, and Nano Banana.
Edit my photo into a fun retro-style mugshot portrait — a costume/meme photo, not a real arrest record.
IMPORTANT — FACE LOCK: Keep my face exactly as it appears in the uploaded photo. Same identity, same skin tone, same features. No beautification, no smoothing, no face reshaping.
Scene: standing straight-on against a plain studio backdrop in front of a generic height-reference chart (no real numbers, no real agency name, no readable text anywhere), holding a small blank placeholder card at chest height with both hands.
Lighting: flat, direct on-camera flash, vintage 1990s police-booking-photo studio look, slightly harsh shadows, slightly desaturated color grade with light film grain.
Expression: deadpan, neutral, slightly unimpressed — classic mugshot energy.
Wardrobe: keep my own casual clothing from the uploaded photo.
Camera: straight-on eye-level shot, sharp facial detail, natural skin texture, accurate hands, true-to-life proportions.
Avoid: any real crime references, real institution names or logos, readable text or numbers on the chart or card, changed face, distorted hands, over-smoothed skin, cartoon look, watermark.
Variation: try a profile (side-view) shot next to the straight-on one, like a real two-shot booking photo pair.